January 2012
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December 2011
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Happee birthdae Voldemort. I’m celebrating by watching you die then be re-born then die again.
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DownTON Abbey
Today, I learned that it’s DownTON Abbey.
Not DownTOWN Abbey, as I had always thought.
My dad lectured me on this fact tonight, after I critiqued him for being pompous in calling it “downton” instead of what I thought was downtown.
In my defense, I have never seen the show…
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drinkyourjuice:
As we roll into 2012, let’s try to remember that women existed before Bridesmaids and that calling 2011 the year of the funny woman is like me calling the act of finally watching My So Called Life on Netflix Instant its series premiere.
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Fuck yeah, feminists!: “Twilight” as a cautionary... →
Bella is warned by numerous people and events throughout the course of the story that she is actively pursuing her own destruction – but she’s so dependent on Edward and caught up in the idea of the romance that she refuses to see the situation for what it is. Charlie tells her Edward is bad…
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Sometimes I astonish myself with my quick wit!
The other day I was baking (vegan chocolate covered coconut truffles), and as I was getting an ingredient from the cupboard, the salt shaker sprang from it’s perch and smashed a glass water jug on the counter before ricocheting to the ground towards me.
I screamed, (of course, i’m the jumpiest person ever) and my mother came to see what happened. I explained, then, in a stroke of...
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“Have you noticed that people have euphemisms for being overweight? Large, plus...”
– Jane Bingum, s.1 ep. 2, The F Word
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Set Fire to the Rain
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Miranda Hart: Comedy Writing Masterclass →
A conversation between my parents...
Dad: Boiling water on the stove is less efficient than boiling water in the kettle, so when you're making pasta you should boil your water in the kettle first.
Mom: So you're supposed to put pasta in the kettle?!
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“A new study from The Girl Scout Research Institute found that female Reality TV...”
– Autostraddle — What Reality TV Does To Girls (via sociolab)
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Watch
Rainn shows us that Saturday Night Live is nothing like The Office.
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“My body is not a representation of my failures, sins, or mistakes. My body is...”
– Avoid Holiday Weight Shame — Ragen (danceswithfat)
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Scroogin' it this Christmas...
This Christmas kinda sucked.
I’ve dubbed myself as an S.S.S.
Snarky Spinster Scrooge.
Cause i’ve been snarky as hell. Though i’m never not snarky, so really, that’s nothing new…
But also I’m the only single one in my immediate family. My brother and sister both being in committed relationships depresses the hell out of me, as i’ve never been in a...
This is something my parents would say...
Me: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Mum: He's black
Me:
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Mum:
Me: You look for fresh prints, but oh my god
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“When a person is craving weight loss, they are never craving weight loss. Weight...”
– http://www.bigfatblog.com/desire-weight-loss-never-about-weight-loss (via wut4)
Just what I needed.
(via thestate-iamin)
Must continue to work to remember this.
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