Top [number to be determined] 30 Rock tags; 5x02 The Fabian Strategy
My daughter, I am John Francis Donaghy. I am your father. If you have the blondness and self-esteem of you mother, you will need no advice. Life will be easy for you. Otherwise, I’d like to introduce you to Elizabeth Lemon.
- Good afternoon, let’s jump in.
- Every human has hair on his or her face. Some of us just have more.
- I think it’s nice to occasionally splurge on a straight razor shave.
- If you’re running low on laundry, a bathing suit makes perfectly acceptable underwear.
- Bandanas are a fun, sexy fashion accessory.
(via fuckyeahlizlemon)
